hi. yes. the footer guy.

Yallah
Habibi

Vibe-coder. I made the website you just came from, and the tiny text that brought you here. No degree, no bootcamp, no fear. Just a prompt, a dream, and a suspicious number of open tabs. Thank you for noticing. Genuinely. Nobody does.

Hire me

(the second button is shy)

Bugs squashed: 0 (a bug is crawling around. Go get it.)

My method (it has a name: vibes)

I'm not a "professional developer". I'm worse for your excuses: I'm a builder. If it exists in my head, it exists on the internet by sunrise. Time? Irrelevant. Sleep? Optional. Stack Overflow? We're on a first-name basis.

  1. Idea arrives. Usually at 2 AM. Always "this will take an hour."
  2. Vibes get typed in. Clear prompts, strong opinions, zero fear.
  3. Something appears. It's beautiful. It's also on fire. Both are fine.
  4. Fix. Test. Fix again. Not quitting is a technical skill. Look it up.
  5. Ship it. It works. Don't ask me to explain every line. Nobody asks Picasso for his brush settings.

Ask me to build anything:

Type something. I don't know what a "feasibility study" is.

Fun fact: Every "senior engineer" once copy-pasted something they didn't understand. I just do it faster, and with better lighting.

Skills (mostly my team)

Skill = 10% what I know + 90% who I ask. Math checks out. Barely.

HTML20%. I know it starts with < and ends with >. The AI handles everything in between
CSS15%. I can say "make it pop" in 40 different ways. That counts
JavaScript10%. I can spot a semicolon at 50 metres. Beyond that, we pray
React8%. I know it's a library, not a lifestyle. Still shipping it
Whatever's trending5%. If it has a logo and a landing page, I've pasted it into something
Knowing who to ask120%. The only skill that matters. Overflows, like my browser tabs

The team (17 agents, 0 salaries, 0 meetings)

Claude

Does the thinking. I take the credit.

Gemini

Second opinion when Claude says "that's a bad idea".

Codex

Writes code at 3 AM. Never complains.

Googling

Oldest colleague. Still undefeated.

Research

Fifteen tabs open. Zero regrets.

ChatGPT

The one my mom has heard of. Solid, chatty, occasionally confidently wrong.

Copilot

Finishes my sentences. And my code. And sometimes my bugs.

Cursor

Edits ten files while I watch like a proud parent.

Windsurf

Rides the code waves so I don't drown.

Perplexity

Googling, but with footnotes. Feels academic.

DeepSeek

Thinks out loud for 4 minutes. Worth it.

Grok

Answers at 3 AM with attitude. Same energy as me.

Replit

Runs my code in a browser so I never install anything.

Midjourney

Makes the pictures. I say 'make it more cinematic'.

Stack Overflow

Closed my question as a duplicate. Still love it.

Muse

Meta's brand-new one. Fresh out of the box, already on my payroll (it's free).

Coffee

The only one on the payroll.

Things developers say (me, mostly)

How long will your project take?

Select your project. I will lie confidently.

Waiting for you to pick something...

Numbers (100% trust me)

0lines shipped
0lines I understand
0prompts typed
0apologies to my code

As seen on

My Mom's WhatsApp Statuslocalhost:3000One (1) Browser TabA Friend's Phone, Under PressureThe Footer You Just Clicked

What people say (unpaid, unverified)

"He built my site overnight. I still don't know how, and neither does he." A satisfied client, probably
"Beta tested by his own mother. Rated 5/5 out of pity." Mom
"The bugs are weirdly charming." Someone being very polite
"Wait, you did all this without a degree?" Everyone, then silence

Terms & Conditions (nobody reads these, you will)

1. Deadlines

Deadlines are emotional support for the client. Delivery happens when the vibes align.

2. Bugs

Any bug found is a surprise feature. Any feature that breaks is a bug in your browser.

3. Revisions

Unlimited revisions, limited patience. Each "one small change" costs one coffee.

4. Credit

The AI team gets zero credit and ten thousand thanks. I get the invoice.

5. Refunds

If you don't love it, I will build it again. Louder.

Contact (at your own risk)

Congratulations on surviving this long. Here are two ways to interrupt my 2 AM coding spiral:

SLOW & FORMAL

Send an email like we're in 2004:

hi@yallah.habibi Directly straight to my "I'll reply tomorrow" folder.
INSTANT CHAOS

Slide into my Telegram:

@YallahHabibi Seen instantly at 3:14 AM. Replied when the alignment of Jupiter feels right.

SLA Guarantee: Replies within 24 hours. Or 24 business weeks. Time is a flat circle and my inbox is an abyss.

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